An open letter to bad robots/ spiders:

Dear bad robots,

I’m on to your game. You want my email address so you can send me fascinating product offers. Lately, you’ve somehow found my latest address that I had so carefully hidden. You must now be punished. I have enlisted Admiral Ackbar to help me get even with you. You may have heard about him, if not read his bio. Together, we will be setting a trap for you to enjoy. Consider yourselves warned.