Vanity can be a powerfull force. Many things have been done in the name of vanity from piercings to various elective surgeries.
As I’m sure you are aware, our dedicated team of researchers here at maxpower are determined to get to the bottom of every subject in every story — and this one is a crack up. Its called, “sphincter bleaching” or, the “new Brazilian wax.” Here is an example of how it works:
…she uses a herbal brand popular in the Philippines as a facial whitener… applied to the dark pigmentation around women’s rectums.
Ok first of all, as far as I know, women only have one rectum (damn near killed em). Secondly WTF? Why do you need a shinny sheriff star? More:
… mainstream demand has risen sharply over the past six months… long-term clients (many of whom come in for treatments every six weeks) suffer serious skin problems.
Did they get a cracked ass? (No worse!) Still more:
…the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.
To be fair (we wouldn’t want to go behind the authors backside on this), the article does point out that:
Critics should not be so quick to write off glamour-seekers as witless victims. Beauty is currency, with studies showing that spunks of both sexes do better in jobs, schools, relationships and the courts. Devoting time and resources to keeping yourself nice could therefore be viewed as a worthwhile investment.
However, I personally can’t think of a situation where having a bleached sphincter will benifit. A) because sphincter’s are usually covered up, and that, B) where sphincter’s are required to be shown does colour really matter?
You can read the oringal source, Getting to the bottom of an unwholesome obsession if you like.
Sadly, after spending countless hours searching I could find no images of actual results (before and after) of sphincter bleaching.
06 Apr 05
12:52 am
[...] rmation to be found anywhere on sphincter bleaching other than that which has already been mentioned. Yes, the catchy title (Hey you, yes you, is your sphin [...]
20 Jun 05
2:08 pm
I am currently studying sphincter bleacing and presenting a project on that, there are pictures out there but due to our sick people most people wont publish them, yes it does work. people usual bleach their ass holes because they feel that area should be the same color as there ass, yes the only people that would look at that area would be their sexual partner, doctor, or yourself BUTT some people have it. Yes it is gross butt i guess it isnt for you then.
20 Jun 05
8:28 pm
In what school can you take a course involving how to bleach your sphincter? I would love to get a copy of the course notes / text / lecture notes.
23 Aug 05
3:47 pm
I would bleach my butthole, and we might also be conviced that my shit don’t stink either.
22 Feb 06
3:39 pm
“…an inability to pass stools at all.”
umm…I guess we might say that the victum of such an experience is … ‘full of shit’ …
16 Mar 06
8:48 am
this cracked me up
aha
04 Sep 06
7:55 am
Heard about it at work . Two people said they watched it on Dr.90210 . We got to laughing so hard we had gaseous anal leakage
20 Sep 06
2:35 pm
[...] Next up, MaxPower hosted the definitive list of the Top 10 Dirtiest ACDC Songs. Clearly, if ACDC doesn’t embody the ideals of dynamic, decisive, uncompromising, and stupid than nothing does. MaxPower continued to publish the absurdly stupid and inane. Consider the approach we have taken on the deep and complex issue of sphincter bleaching. To this day MaxPower ranks very highly for the term sphincter bleaching and sphincter bleaching pictures. I always take pleasure in seeing creeps arrive at MaxPower looking for pictures of bleached white bums. Fools. [...]
10 Oct 06
2:22 am
There is a reason to getting your sphincter bleached, and that is to make it more attractive. Everyone wants to be more attractive whether that means getting a false tan or trimming your pubic hair. Although generally most people don’t see your sphincter, when it comes down to sex it can be embarrasing. Most guys expect to see smooth pink holes like they see in porn. I myself am a gay man and therefore it is very important that my butt hole looks as nice as possible. And it’s the same for women.
So there you have it, that’s the reason why people have their sphincters bleached.
16 Jun 07
6:34 pm
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF no bleaching though please. i wouldnt believe it if i heard some one got there sphincter bleached and personally wouldnt want to see it but all to there own i guess happy bleaching all.
02 Jul 07
3:36 am
Butt why do they go brown in the first place?
When you’re a baby they’re nice and pink and all smooth and shiny looking, so why in time do they brown, is it that the pooh stains the bum hole…
Or is it like toast? The chemicals coming out of the poop burn the bum hole to that colour, like a toaster toasting bread… so then by the time we die.. are all our bum holes black?
A thought to ponder over whilst sh!tting on the toilet. A pun on words maybe.
04 Aug 07
2:18 pm
How do you know what babie’s bum holes look like?!
28 May 09
2:01 am
LOLPEDOLOL!