Richard Martin (R-Ohio) is a fine upstanding citizen of the united states. His bio states that:

As CEO of Ohio Petroleum and Synthetics, I guided the stock to an all-time high before I left. It wasn’t easy to leave, but based on the advice of my wife, my children and the FBI, I knew it was time to go. When my golden parachute landed, I had quadrupled the share price*. Do I regret secretly dumping in the Ohio river? No sir.

Anyway, his website (although slightly Frontpage 2000ish) boasts an immpressave array of sinppets from public performances. In these 2 minute vigettes, he answers some frank questions from the audience. Gems include:

Q: Does G Bush really hate black people?
A: No! He just doesn’t think about them.

Q: Why does the government continue to give tax breaks to big oil companies instead of helping the poor?
A: Because cars don’t run on ‘the poor’ (even though the poor are indeed oily).

Q: Why are republicans against abortion but pro death penalty?
A: Because a fetus hasn’t had a chance to be gay yet, they deserve that right. Then we can kill them.

Anyway, check out his site. Its worth it.