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In the same vein as Nature is Sexy and Earth Erotica comes:

- woody

- the twin mounds

- a baby’s arm

Earth Erotica Nature is Sexy

A long time ago, an age in fact, I wrote a post called ‘Top 10 Dirtiest ACDC Songs’. Since then, I have had several blog incarnations and had lost the text. Sad. But Lo, a fortitious email brings word of said long lost post! Seems I was smart enough to submit it to blogcritics. Seeing as how I wrote it, I now place it in its rightful home here on maxpower.

In the interveening years, my appreciation for ACDC has only deepened. They truly rocked SARS stock. So with a new appreciation, I present a redux of the original — Top 10 Dirtiest ACDC Songs.

ACDC is indeed one of the greatest live rock acts to be seen, full stop. You can’t help but smile pump your fist when you hear the chorus of ‘caught with your pants down.’ Recently, I was pondering life, wondering how these guys could be so successful and it hit me! Steps to success: 1) simple blues based hard rock, 2) distortion, 3) schoolboy outfit, and 4) crazy voiced singers. Sheer genius! Its like they are in a rock n’roll band singing about sex, drugs, and rock n’roll… What moxy!

Anyway, I was listening to ACDC and came up with this short list of their best innuendo filled rock numbers. Each song is listed with a small choice lyrical excerpt. For those of you not familiar with ACDC, I’m not making this up. Drumroll please….

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People on the internets are funny. Take this guy who sums up the FOX news position on Canada (from Metafilter):

…from a Fox-conservative viewpoint Canada is something to bomb out of existence: They allow queer marriage. They allow medical dope smoking. The practically don’t bust people for drugs at all. Hell, you don’t even have to be 21 to drink a beer. A Canadian beer with more alcohol than patriotic American beer. And they use the metric system! They have ducks and hockey players on their money! And when GWB said people are with “us or against us”, Canada said no to getting into Operation Iraqi Clusterfuck.

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Good Day Readers,

Today the devils neighbour parked himself on the road in front of my house…AH HAAAA HAAAAAA The Fool…anyone who would dare let his chariot sit in front of my castle deserves to feel the full brunt of The Seventh Sun. The elderly man exited the vehicle. After his exit he appeared to “Flee to his home”, helping his wife out of the car. At this point I approached him about bringing down the value of my home, and not properly allowing sun to hit the 472 blades of grass » Read the rest of the entry..

I don’t know who you are except by your moniker off of fark, where you go by “THE_WIZ“. But you wrote some funny stuff and I am sharing it. It came from this thread on fark: P░T   S░J░K   H░T░S   L░B░R░LS.   …

Its about how Pat Sajak rants about how bad liberals are. Really, who cares what Pat thinks? Thats why this is funny:

HE SHOULD TALK! Pat Sajak is worse than Hitler! He plays on the resentment of those who find themselves oppressed by vowel poverty to sell them vowels at extortionate prices, knowing that many of them will cruelly become bankrupt, just as Hitler whipped up the resentment of the German people against the harsh terms of the Treaty of Versailles. Just as with Hitler, it starts with something that looks positive, but it inevitably escalates to sending dyslexics to the gas chambers. Wheel of Fortune does not need more lebenstraum!. Can’t you fools see that the non-agression pact with Jeopardy is only a prelude to Wheel of Fortune’s forced annexation of the Price is Right! NO APPEASEMENT! NEVER AGAIN!

[sic] Under leadership of Vanna “Himmler” White, the SS continues to recruit new members for its Vokaltruppen units in preparation for its Endlosung der Vokalfrage — the Final Solution to the Vowel Problem.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! ISN’T IT OBVIOUS! WE MUST ACT AGAINST HERR SAJAK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I salute you for your satire.