Originally written on November 19, 2004
We awoke and got downstairs to order some bread and jam before leaving the Sunday guesthouse at 640 am in a dirty cramped mini bus. Just what we ordered!
From there we transfered to another bigger bus in makeshift bus station. When we got on the bus there was LOUD dance music pumping, and not the good dance music either, the kind with weird voices - very thai. We sat down and I evaluated the situation, the bus was quiet except for the LOUD blaring dance music, we were at the front, tired, and the seats where big. Still way to loud for before 7am. So I got up, walked up to the front and turned the volume on the radio down to zero. There was an audible sigh from the passengers, as I turned around I said “sorry”. Several cambodians smiled at me and no one was unhappy about the new peace. Unfortuneatly the peace was short lived. Some guy got on the bus and told us to move seats and move to the end of the bus, ostensibly so we could be together with the other foreigners. The catch was that we would have to sit apart. I casually mentioned that we had actually been assigned these seats (they were numbered). The wheels in his head began to spin. He changed his tactic, ‘this is not your bus, your bus is there’ (pointing to another one). We wanted the 7:30 bus, and it was 7:23 am so we were on the wrong bus. I said we’d be happy to move if we sat together near the front on a bus going to Siam Reap with our bags on the same bus we were travelling on. Again the wheels in his head churned, ok he said. Heather got on the next bus and figured out the seating arrangments while I negoitated with another gentleman to ensure we got our bags off the wrong bus and onto the right one — not as easy as it sounds. Meanwhile, Heather was duking it out in the bus to make sure we sat together, she won making another lady sit in the ‘jump’ seat. Once we were up and going they put on Jet Li movie (not so bad). Then some karoake thai style, but not loud (ok). Then when we saw “Best Chinese Classics” go into the machine we hit bottom. Thank goodness we had the mp3 player. Heather almost peed listening to David Cross explain how drunk he was in KC and trying to find the phone.
We had been told the bus would arrive at 12:30 pm, but who believes those times anyway. The bus broke down an hour out of Phnom Penh, overheated. Water was pouring out of the large dirty radiator. Luckily, there was a tube of superglue (no joke) in the bus drivers tool set. Once applied we waited while it dried (the whole time water was pouring out). Once done, water was taken from local rice patty, by large buckets (that just happened to be inside the engine hood) and added to the radiator resevoir by using smaller bottles filled with the paddy water from the buckets. Various bathroom stops (pulling over where there are bushes or a hill) and a 15 minute lunch stop which turned into an hour break eat into the time. During lunch the driver took a hose to the radiator to cool it down, all better! Back on the road we stopped again only once to splash water on the radiator to get the temperature guage back down to ‘middle’ on the dial. Incidently, the odomoeter read over 2 million, the spedometer zero the whole drive. Anyway, we arrived in Siem Reap at 2pm to a scene out of some movie. A dirty, dusty, parking lot filled with tuktuk drivers with signs, right in your face. All of them yelling at you, tuk tuk 500 riel, take you anywhere. No disturb. What do they mean???? And I mean in your face, they where so close with their signs that you phyiscally couldn’t read the sign because you couldn’t see all the letters. Heather and I became German almost immediately, not talking any English, and trying to ignore the 30 or so people trying to catch our attention. Once we had our bags it became obvious we would not be allowed to leave without a tuktuk driver. Somehow we chose a driver, we have no idea how it was decided. It turns out the reason why the fare is so cheap, is that the tuktuk man wants to be the driver, I.e in and out of Angkor for day. We got him first to take us to the bank as we envisoned 2 days of living off of our remaining liquid assests of 6 US to be difficult. We got enough money for the 3 days we will be here (quite pricey! almost 80 US a day) and began our search for a place to sleep. On the 4th try we found a place that had a room available, 20 with AC and 13 with just the fan. Personally, I think they were trying to milk us for more money thinking that 13 was to low for our stature or something. They where very hard to get a price out of until I saw the room. Maybe they wanted to read my reaction to see how happy I was? Kirk ‘Stone face’ Montgomery didn’t give them anything to work with. The room is nice and very big, great water pressure and a nice fan. Most importantly it has sheets instead of towels for sleeping under. Off to the internet to check how the tuktuk system works here and and also how to leave this place without dealing with insanity again. Dinner at some place with 0.80 cent pints playing the best of the worst elevator music. Over dinner Heather and I came up with the worst elevator songs of all time:
* 1. Music box dancer, david foster
* 2. Endless love
* 3. Bridge over troubled water, garfunkel
* 4. Stand by me
* 5. Bodyguard theme song/ michael bolton stuff/ titanic theme
Dinner was a big pizza served on a really heavy portion of a tree trunk. Back to base for an early start tomorrow.
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