I remember when I first saw this video. It was an epiphiy, it was as if I suddenly understood the nature of the universe and my place in it. Well, that thought passed, but I did mannage to hang on to the concept of the internet. If people could share video’s of monkeys freely over the internet…. think of the power! I know I’m not alone in this, for when I saw Austin Powers watching this movie, I could see he had the same thoughts. Damn Mike meyers took my ideas… bravo. Rant over. Enjoy!

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Richard Martin (R-Ohio) is a fine upstanding citizen of the united states. His bio states that:

As CEO of Ohio Petroleum and Synthetics, I guided the stock to an all-time high before I left. It wasn’t easy to leave, but based on the advice of my wife, my children and the FBI, I knew it was time to go. When my golden parachute landed, I had quadrupled the share price*. Do I regret secretly dumping in the Ohio river? No sir.

Anyway, his website (although slightly Frontpage 2000ish) boasts an immpressave array of sinppets from public performances. In these 2 minute vigettes, he answers some frank questions from the audience. Gems include:

Q: Does G Bush really hate black people?
A: No! He just doesn’t think about them.

Q: Why does the government continue to give tax breaks to big oil companies instead of helping the poor?
A: Because cars don’t run on ‘the poor’ (even though the poor are indeed oily).

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